{"product_id":"alien-art-farm","title":"Alien Art Farm Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eNobody remembers exactly when the \u003cstrong\u003eDrive-In Art Theater\u003c\/strong\u003e opened.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBefore the internet, before streaming, before anyone thought to ask a machine to make the pictures for them, there was the \u003cstrong\u003eAlien Art Theater\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt operated somewhere outside our known map.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eNo one's quite sure who built it. The records are gone, the location was seemingly eviscerated, and the last known screening ended under circumstances the suits still refuses to explain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eAccording to the surviving accounts, the audience saw something on the screen that wasn't a movie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen the lights went out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen they came back on, the theater was empty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is a reproduction of one of the few surviving artifacts recovered from the site — a piece of promotional material from the theater, preserved long enough to escape whatever happened that night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCLASSIFIED \/\/ RECOVERED ARTIFACT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIts authenticity remains unverified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eObviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut if you've got a thing for forgotten drive-ins, vintage horror, UFO folklore, strange artwork, and the kind of imagery that looks like it was pulled from a government evidence locker in 1977, you probably shouldn't ask too many questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust wear the evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront left chest and back design\u003c\/strong\u003e — Bella Canvas 3001C, Black tee, White Ink\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"misled.media","offers":[{"title":"SM","offer_id":45578874355888,"sku":"AAF-1","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD","offer_id":45578874388656,"sku":"AAF-2","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG","offer_id":45578874421424,"sku":"AAF-3","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45578874454192,"sku":"AAF-4","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":45578874486960,"sku":"AAF-5","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":45578874519728,"sku":"AAF-6","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/4328\/8240\/files\/Misled-Media-Alien-Art-Farm_0001_Misled-Alien-Art-Farm_3.png?v=1789329683","url":"https:\/\/misled.media\/products\/alien-art-farm","provider":"misled.media","version":"1.0","type":"link"}