Straight outta the Misled Media vault of warped visuals and distorted realities comes the Hi-Speed Delusion Machine tee — the official merch drop from a film that never existed (or did it?). Designed for those teetering on the edge of reality, this shirt is a wearable warning label for cognitive dissonance, false memories, and auditory hallucinations.
🧠 Front: Ransom note typography — written hastily by someone trying to warn you before the feed cuts out. 🩸 Back: The full "Delusion Machine" backprint — a haunted blueprint of mental decay, inspired by vintage VHS horror covers and splatter punk aesthetics.
Screen printed in the depths of your subconscious
100% preshrunk cotton (just like your mind)
Available in sizes XS–XXL (sized for survivors of any apocalypse)
Whether you're a collector of cursed artifacts or just like shirts that make people worry about your mental state, this one's for you.
